mrnargle:

whenever my program freezes

laqueus:

oh hp deskjet 2710e we’re really in it now

escuerzoresucitado:

peacevine:

peacevine:

kadekuro:

roadrunnerposting:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is “the angel’s lament”, my new cocktail

Sure, why not. ‘Angels lament’

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

triangleguy:

jackmustcry:

It was like Rupauls drag race but for weird people

morpheusdreamt:

Heaven is not fit to house a love

Like you and I

dopethrone:

Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

dorsetgirl1:

dufrau:

COMMENT ON OLD FICS, I BEG YOU!

I swear to god after like a week people will still be reading but nobody leaves comments anymore and I just want to make it absolutely clear that I would be excited and elated to get a comment on these fics one hundred years after I post them.

A FIC IS NEVER TOO OLD TO LEAVE A NICE COMMENT ON. GO FORTH AND COMMENT!

THIS.

superjustaguyblog:

eldritch-seinfeld:

the interior of a panera is designed to contain a minotaur

NEVER apologize for speaking your truth, king <3